May 7, 2014.

Stand-up comic Chris Martin talks about the twentieth anniversary of the Rwandan genocide April 23, 2014 at McCormack's Irish Pub in Richmond, VA.

"One in thirteen have chimp-like feet. This makes it easy for Justin Bieber to find a replacement for his pet monkey and for you to find the gorilla of your ...

"Dunkin' Donuts introduces a glazed donut breakfast sandwich.Insulin sprinkles are extra. Not to be outdone, McDonalds introduces the Kurt Cobain breakfast s...

"The American Psychiatric Association classifies caffeine withdrawal at a mental disorder, which makes sense since a psychiatrist costs less than a Starbucks...

"Michelle Obama says black kids shouldn't worry about acting white. I wish Barack Obama would stop acting white but he keeps killing brown people anyway." St...

"Illinois Senate approves medical marijuana. State changes its slogan from Land of Lincoln to Land of Doritos." Stand-up comic Chris Martin has the cure for ...

"France legalizes gay marriage. Traditionalists will be happy to know that shaving your armpits is still illegal." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin goes where ...

"I don't believe in God. Why? Science: a member of the cast of 'Buck Wild' is dead but Honey Boo Boo is still alive." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has a cr...

"They nailed Jesus to a cross, put a crown of thorns on his head and mocked him. Jesus said, 'Hey, it could be worse. I could be Louie Anderson on Splash.'" ...

Stand-up comedian Chris Martin introduces himself to visitors to his channel.

"Sadly, he was unable to drive to the penises out of the altar boys. White smoke at the Vatican signals they've elected a pope - or they're burning evidence....